"I’m going over to the porn shop today…yea I’m getting a vibrator, kind of…it’s like 75x times the power of a regular vibrator. And if you watch the kind of porn I watch they all use it. Basically it can make you cum in like two minutes" -Troll
"I’ve got a strap-on" -Troll
"What’s that song again it goes like ass ass ass ass." - townie
"I was gonna wear this but then I got my period" -troll
"Haha" - random person they’re having a threesome with
"I can fuck you, I can do anything I want to you" -troll
"She’s embarrassed cause one is bigger than the other….she’s not even" -troll
(Top 40 plays in the background)
1) a conversation about how talented the strippers they just saw were
2) explicit conversation during a threesome with a random woman they met on the internet
3) conversations about their children
4) a conversation about how big of a sex drive the wife has
5) a conversation about her “sexy belt” [lol WHUT]
6) a conversation trying to convince my roommates to go to the strip club with them
7) a conversation about her stripper cousin
Sometimes you just need to feel the rain on your skin.
Sometimes I feel nostalgic
My license says I’m 22 today
So why do I still feel like I’m 16?
March is the best month
Brb running away to the ocean.